jowduk:

My views of perfection may be completely different to yours. You may see yourself as a pile of shit and yet, I see you as a beautiful and amazing person.

(via johndavebooty)

yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

(Source: miniaturepoodle, via johndavebooty)

thehumanbutt:

stop-fallen-angel:

awwww-cute:

Found this little guy outside of a Mexican restaurant last night. His name is Queso

THAT THING LOOKS LIKE A DEMON, WHY WOULD YOU NAME HIM AFTER CHEESE?

IT IS OBVIOUSLY A BLACK FLOOF AND HAS/WILL NEVER HURT A SOUL. DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT IT?!???!

thehumanbutt:

stop-fallen-angel:

awwww-cute:

Found this little guy outside of a Mexican restaurant last night. His name is Queso

THAT THING LOOKS LIKE A DEMON, WHY WOULD YOU NAME HIM AFTER CHEESE?

IT IS OBVIOUSLY A BLACK FLOOF AND HAS/WILL NEVER HURT A SOUL. DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT IT?!???!

(via johndavebooty)

vicsnater:

queerahim-bitch:

edition-overjoyed:

zwampert:

darling-cyber-deer:

thedumbfaultinourfandoms:

zwampert:

pizzaspicelatte:

zwampert:

yehman:

zwampert:

kittastica:

zwampert:

Man, I love donuts.

those jelly-filled donuts sure look absolutely delicious!

Nothing beats a good jelly-filled donut!

I’m on mobile what is this

Donuts.

im not even sure if this is a joke or if you seriously dont know this is sushi and im confused

No, they’re donuts. What the hell are you on about.

its onigiri

Jelly-filled donuts

Delicious jelly-filled donuts that resemble sandwiches. 

just for emphasis: im not even sure if this is a joke or if you seriously dont know this is sushi and im confused

they’re fucking rice balls

vicsnater:

queerahim-bitch:

edition-overjoyed:

zwampert:

darling-cyber-deer:

thedumbfaultinourfandoms:

zwampert:

pizzaspicelatte:

zwampert:

yehman:

zwampert:

kittastica:

zwampert:

Man, I love donuts.

those jelly-filled donuts sure look absolutely delicious!

Nothing beats a good jelly-filled donut!

I’m on mobile what is this

Donuts.

im not even sure if this is a joke or if you seriously dont know this is sushi and im confused

No, they’re donuts. What the hell are you on about.

its onigiri

Jelly-filled donuts

Delicious jelly-filled donuts that resemble sandwiches. 

just for emphasis: im not even sure if this is a joke or if you seriously dont know this is sushi and im confused

they’re fucking rice balls

(via turntechrpblog)